"I can explain—"
"Can you?" I sat down across from him. "Can you explain why you've been dating two women with the same face for seven months?"
"It's not what you think—"
"Then tell us what it is. Because from where we're sitting, it looks like you have a very disturbing obsession."
He was silent for a long moment. Then he laughed. Actually laughed.
"You figured it out. I didn't think you would."
"Figured what out?"
He pulled out his phone. Scrolled to a photo.